December 2012
7 posts
This man is perfect to listen to when the gloomy...
British Museum
Grumpy E: Excuse me, sir!
Museum Guide: Yes, madam?
Happy E: (smiled happily), well, do you know where's the lift?
Museum Guide: lift, you want to?
Sleepy E: Just to get a coffee and stuff...
Museum Guide: Ok,let's see what's the best way for you...If you go straight forward till you see stairs...
Funny E: And then take the stairs?
Museum Guide: No,no, not at all. If you see the stairs at 57 and then turn right see 61, then here's the lift
Thrilled E: Thank you so much!
Museum Guide: My pleasure! May you have a wonderful afternoon in the museum!
Grateful E: (speechless and slow in reaction) Thanks!
The Drop Ch*p: Male Grooming →
dropchop1:
Reggie Yates, 29, has become a household name amongst us Brits. His notable talent has landed him some of the hottest gigs around, as not only a television personality, but also as an actor and radio DJ. You may know him from his early days as co-host of Top of the Pops with his pal Fearne Cotton,…
September 2012
2 posts
Newcastle
I do not regret for asking so much to finally get here: it is more like finally I’m home except my look may just cheat others, a Chinese girl meant to be their way! I love every second of my life here, people are nice and it is quite natural, I do not have to say so much and they would understand.
July 2012
6 posts
May 2012
1 post
April 2012
10 posts
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22
22 is a golden age.
I got my affairs when I was 21.
I received my dream offer when I was 21.
I achieved 8 out of 9 in IELTS when I was 20.
Still more to come when at this special age of 22.
March 2012
1 post
In The Thick Of It: sounds for your ears →
inthethickofit:
We’ve never talked music here. I know it’s a fashion blog, but you should really know that music is massively important to me. Also MASSIVELY is my favorite word right now.
So here, is my soundtrack for right now.
Grimes - Oblivion The fashion in this video makes my knees weak. Sparkly shiny…
the question is:where to find them?
February 2012
14 posts
Best Friend
My best friend is coming to visit my home today,this one used to ask me to live together if when 40 we still are single.==. I don’t think so, Ive,cuz we are friends,though best friends, still friends. It can never be more than this. Interestingly enough she never comes to my house before. Hope my lifestyle won’t scary her away.
Awkward
One: You should concern about your personal life during overseas study
Bitch: Don't worry about her, she can find someone. Just marry a British, but they can only say nihao
One: Haha!
I: Would you please shut the fuck up?
Who's More Retro
Ian: I'm studying history,so I think you're having dynasties
Evonne: It's we,not you
Ian: Yeah,but still
Evonne: But you guys have kings and queens
Ian: But they are only for tourists, Americans take photos of them
Evonne: What about the policeman wearing hats made of hard materials
Ian: They pee there later
Private or Public Conversations
Fool: "when this would end?"
Douche: "5:30"
Fool: "but they say it is 4:50"
Douche: "oh, yes, 5:30. But when we pack our bags and leave it is 5:30."
Fool: "It takes you 40 minutes to pack?" and she was interrupted by a hit on the head by his books! And when he came back he did it again more heavily!
Douche: "You are werid!"
Fool: "why?"
Douche: "For a lot of reasons!"
Fool: "Name some!"
Douche: "You are not like most Chinese girls. Chinese girls and quiet and shy. And you are LOUD and CRAZY!"
Fool: "But I am shy!"with a flush on her face!
Uniqueness
Once there is a British told me I was different from most Chinese girls:”Chinese girls are quiet and shy, and you are loud and crazy!”“But,um, I am SHY!”I replied with a flush on my face.
This silly comparison didn’t even make me fight back, I chose to joke instead. For the famous and truth-telling saying—to each his own—is still my logo.
If it was a...
Two Chinese Telling English Jokes
This phone is crazy with renren,even when I quit,I still get messages from here: gimme a break!Do I look like I'm on this site forever?
徐清泓: Haha exactly!
李星: 回复徐清泓: Do u know how to shut it down?I'm wondering he's smarter than me==
2012-01-17 05: 30
徐清泓: 回复李星： haha just go to setting, and there's a renren icon there. Edit it
2012-01-17 06: 32
李星: 回复徐清泓: O, thx a lot! But I still will be shown as being online rite?
2012-01-17 07: 02
徐清泓: 回复李星：don't know about this one! Sorry :P
2012-01-17 07: 02
李星: 回复徐清泓: It's ok:D, at least it's quiet and shy now
2012-01-17 07: 05
徐清泓: 回复李星：Shy...hahahahaha
2012-01-17 07: 05
徐清泓: 回复李星：good for you
2012-01-17 07: 05
李星: 回复徐清泓: Haha, how have u been doing btw? Haven't talked to u for a while
2012-01-17 07: 07
徐清泓: 回复李星：Tired...really tired. How about you? Any plans after graduation?
2012-01-17 07: 08
李星: 回复徐清泓: Study too much?gotta choose London or Newcastle, one is a lame school, another is a better school but speaks weird accent,so :/
2012-01-17 07: 15
徐清泓: 回复李星：Oh my gosh! Which one is which? London one lame?
2012-01-17 07: 16
李星: 回复徐清泓: Yep,it's Westminster, but the major of the school ranks top
2012-01-17 07: 17
徐清泓: 回复李星：What are you going to study?
2012-01-17 07: 18
徐清泓: 回复李星：I thought you were gonna come to the US :P
2012-01-17 07: 18
李星: 回复徐清泓: Interpreting. I wanted to,but my prof recommend England only becuz of It's ACCENT
2012-01-17 07: 22
徐清泓: 回复李星：interpreting? What is that? Never heard of it
2012-01-17 07: 23
徐清泓: 回复李星：Does this major have something to do with accent then?
2012-01-17 07: 23
李星: 回复徐清泓: Haha, it's a technic u use in conferences where eg if a Brit is speaking English, a interpreter would interpret his words in Chinese
2012-01-17 07: 26
徐清泓: 回复李星：Oh oh haha, nice!!! That profession makes tons of money OMG!!! I thought you are studying something related to econ...
2012-01-17 07: 27
李星: 回复徐清泓: Haha, I hope I can graduate from the program for it's more than tough. The Eco is not doing well in Europe, so
2012-01-17 07: 33
徐清泓: 回复李星：well nice. Does that mean you plan to stay in Europe after graduation?回复
2012-01-17 07: 34
李星: 回复徐清泓: I think if I can survive from this I maybe hv a chance to work for UN or other orgs like dat but by mentioning europe I'm jking
2012-01-17 07: 38
徐清泓: 回复李星：oh yeah of course! The UN!! Well than seems like you have a plan for yourself! Good luck + best wishes :D!
2012-01-17 07: 40
李星: 回复徐清泓: Not really I'm super lame, I'm still floating. Thx anyway!U too, best of luck on everything! R u stayin in us when u graduate?
2012-01-17 07: 44
徐清泓: 回复李星：I'll try to find an internship or something...but I'm pretty lame too...hahahahha still floating here as well! But thanks! Hopefully..
2012-01-17 07: 46
李星: 回复徐清泓: Dats sounds gud at least u r in us, Brit culture sux
2012-01-17 07: 48
徐清泓: 回复李星：no no...I kinda wanted to go to Europe somehow. For travelling of course! I think their culture rocks!
2012-01-17 07: 50
徐清泓: 回复李星：I mean at least you get to travel around maybe 10 countries at a time! :D! How cool that's gonna be. I envy you for SURE
2012-01-17 07: 52
李星: 回复徐清泓: Yep, tiny ones though, will u hv time then to surf with me?
2012-01-17 07: 53
徐清泓: 回复李星：I hope so!!! I really do haha!
2012-01-17 07: 54
李星: 回复徐清泓: Cool! Actually its a deal! I'm so afraid my chinglish will scare ppl away
2012-01-17 07: 57
徐清泓: 回复李星：no please..hahahaha...your English is pretty good!! I'm speaking Chinglish sometimes too..So let's make a deal!!! 回复
2012-01-17 07: 59
徐清泓: 回复李星：I'll go to UK and have some fun with you when I make some money! :D
2012-01-17 08: 00
李星: 回复徐清泓: Yeah, dats awesome!!!!!!!!!!when we meet u can see how horrible my oral English is: I once said "two pants":/
2012-01-17 08: 03
徐清泓: 回复李星：what's two pants?...My oral English is not good either...I make mistakes all the time and watching people's shocking faces over that...
2012-01-17 08: 05
徐清泓: 回复李星：makes me sick
2012-01-17 08: 05
李星: Haha it's when I asked a Brit girl if foreigners wear 秋裤, "do u guys wear two pants?""uh,yh,but it's called leggings"
2012-01-17 08: 08
徐清泓: 回复李星：Oh hahaha that was funny XD! I guess they don't wear anything on top of a legging though :P
2012-01-17 08: 10
李星: Maybe they give in for Beijing:D.don't u think I should at least say two pairs of pants? So mad at myself, wtf
